Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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