I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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