And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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