Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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