I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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