Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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