so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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