What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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