Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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