Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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