My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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