I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
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