That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
All I want is dick and wine.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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