Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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