We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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