..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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