You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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