I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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