is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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