i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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