Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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