Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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