How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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