So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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