We're facebook friends in real life
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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