You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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