You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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