whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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