The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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