dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I don't think brook has ever known best
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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