I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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