were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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