Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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