i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm drive I can fine osifer
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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