Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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