I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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