batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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