Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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