Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
this just has baby written all over it
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
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