have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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