Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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