just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
