Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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