did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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