I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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