Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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