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mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
its liver damage thursday
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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