What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Even my vagina gasped.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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