oh god the rape fog is back!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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