Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
