Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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