its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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