Its about making memories worth repressing
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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