people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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