We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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