Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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